spent my day at the jumping school for chickens
i think i learned a lot today
tonight i've got a date with my best girl
she's the greatest girl in the world
she's so the one for me it's all good
on everything we agree

she loves the bands that sing all the hate songs
so much kewler than the stupid bands that sing their stupid songs about love
she loves the bands that bring on the pain songs
so much kewler than the stupid bands that sing their stupid songs about love
so much kewler than the stupid bands that sing their stupid songs about love
so much kewler

i'll buy the cigarettes she likes to drag
they won't run she won't have to bum
the wrong kind again from me this time
i can't wait to be again with her
she's so kewl she's a cat she purrs
she knows all the words to the songs we sing
i love to hear her sing

i'll buy the ring for her someday
she'll leave it in her eyebrow to stay
the way she is to me tonight
so much to see in life through her
so glad she understands my words as we float like birds through our concert high